Junkyard Golf Club, the home of crazy golf, mad cocktails and bad puns are excited to announce the return of the yard and they cannot wait to ‘Putt Up Or Shut Up’ with them once more! 

The explosive neon-lit playground is back with a few added twists and turns to make sure it is COVID secure but it is still jampacked with all the fun and crazy shizzle! 

Golf is coming back on the 3rd August 2020! Tickets are on sale now!

Due to social distancing, there will be NO walk-up’s and a limited amount of tickets per time slots so make sure you book online ASAP to avoid disappointment! 

Junkyard Golf Club’s wide, open-plan venues are already the perfect place to get together with your pals and escape the lockdown lull.

Already operating on a time slot system, serving up cocktails in single-use cups, and the ability to make cashless payments easily make them a no brainer as a safer way to socialise. The brand has added even more additional measures ensure to ensure COVID safety! 

All your favourite Instagram photo spots will be back! 

You will still be able to sip on your favourite sweet treats but this time guests will be given the VIP treatment with table service from the super wicked Junkyard staff. You will even be able to garnish your own cocktails pilled high with old school favourite pic n mix! 

“We are MEGA excited to be back! It’s been a crazy few months and we can’t wait to be reunited with our epic guests and team! We will be returning in full swing… junkyard style! Working round the clock to make sure we deliver the same mega madness as before but also making our yard super safe! We have reduced ticket capacity, time-slots and now all tickets now must be pre-purchased to monitor and maintain social distancing.

We have also introduced a snazzy table service for cocktails. It’s been a difficult few months, everyone is in need of an escape and time to catch up with friends. Our team is committed to keeping all our venues clean, safe and super fun, making crazy golf epic! We are also offering 50% off for all “Blue Light” services.” 

(Sophie-Larissa Houghton, National PR Manager of Junkyard Golf)

Golfers will be able to choose from three different themed mashed-up courses:


Take an excursion into the unknown as you navigate 9 holes of polluted paradise. A once tranquil wild world, now sullied by creeping humanisation. Putt your way through the litter-strewn jungle, around toxic tree frogs, past a deep cave bear wrestling cage and a Rihanna themed forest bathroom until you reach the oil-soaked ocean and Rio-On-Sea. Is it golf? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more…


This course has all of your disco garage needs, think 90’s tunes, a scrapyard slide and of course a UV garage room! Wind your way through written-off cars and auto-junk and putt’ straight outta the U-Bahn… 


Roll up, roll up! It’s the creepiest show on earth. Hate clowns? GOOD! Face your fears through 9 holes of circus freaks and fairground creeps. Check out the Ferris Wheel, Hall of Mirrors and avoid some scary clowns. Time to run away from the circus…

If you are ready to see crazy golf get epic, then Junkyard Golf Club will be open 7 days a week,  – (Monday – Wednesday 16:00 – midnight, Thursday 14:00 – midnight, Friday & Saturday 12:00 – 01:00, Sunday 12:00 – 22:00) 


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