Lockdown Diary-“I hate to say it but I LOVE my Dyson air wrap”

I woke up very early and couldn’t sleep so did some internet shopping as my underwear is looking a bit grey and it’ll help...

Lockdown Diary-“Don’t inspect your entrails in the middle of the battle”

I’ve had a goodish day in work and the glorious sunshine actually helped for once. I am wearing the outfit that I wanted to...

Lockdown Diary-When the post man came, we left the letters in the decontamination zone

Well, this is a turn up for the books as I’ve had another decent day in work and I’m relatively chilled. How odd! It’s...

Lockdown Diary-Who would you want in your bubble of ten

I woke up to more talk of the “bubble of 10” and have decided who I’d like in mine. Whether they will want me...

Lockdown Diary-I missed that Sky was recording at our local tip. How exciting

We’ve been at this lockdown malarkey for 40 days & 40 nights now. It’s a bit like Lent but the big difference is that...

Lockdown Diary-Come on milkman – what exactly do you want me to do as...

Yippee - I’ve lost 2lbs!! I am now only 1.5 pounds away from losing four stone which is absolutely fantastic. I rewarded myself, clearly...

Lockdown Diary-It’s like I’m in some sort of Oscar Wilde play

It is still the middle of the night and I am up watching some TV as I cannot sleep. My mind is going tickerty-tick-...

Lockdown Diary-“Tiny Tim” trying to join the Wythenshaw Amateurs football club had me giggling...

I knew I was in for a busy day and it began with an early meeting that I was absolutely dreading. It wasn’t actually that...

Lockdown Diary-“I was particularly proud that I knew the names of all seven dwarfs”

As if Tuesdays aren’t bad enough, the signs were never good from the get go today as it was overcast and from the minute...

Lockdown Diary-Someone has kindly sent us a Strictly WASGIJ

The most exciting thing that has happened today is that my new noise cancelling headphones drown out the sound of that goddamn accordion. We...